Absolutely unbelievable. Jerry Jones has officially gone soft.
He caved. It took almost zero effort on the NFL's part. One measly fucking hearing and he just gave up. I was expecting a dog fight and Jerry just rolled over like a fat little pug. Stick a fork in him folks, he's done.
An absolutely pathetic effort from a once-great man. Today is a tragic day indeed, and by today I mean a couple of days ago when this actually happened. I should have written about it but I chose to drink and watch basketball instead. I do not regret the decision, but at the same time I understand your frustrations with me being very late to the conversation. I don't know what you tell you, it is what it is.
Where was I?...Right, the NFL lost a legend this week - a man who once swung the biggest of dicks, but alas, no more. Gone are the days of party bus Jerry, and strip club Jerry; he has finally been neutered by Roger Goodell and the rest of the other owners. They finally stood up to the bully and he cowered in fear. Not only am I definitely mad, I am also incredibly disappointed in one of the all-time great assholes. No pouting? No temper tantrums? No leaked information or planted gossip? What world am I living in?
Nope, none of that, just folding and maturely accepting punishment and holding himself accountable for his actions.
Disgusting. I'm disgusted.
Live look at the former king...
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