Holy smokes can you believe the balls on this guy? First things first pal, this ain't your fucking house so please don't scare my dog that's just straight up rude. And second, I thought the whole bear part of koala bear was just a joke because they look like teddy bears. Isn't that solely due to appearance or are they actually part of the genus Ursus because that thing just growled like a real actual bear and I for one am not a fan.
I'm out on koalas after seeing this. It isn't a fear thing, like I'm not going to cross the street if I see one walking towards me, but that growl was a big time turnoff. I don't really give a fuck about cute and cuddly if once I get close it turns out you're a total asshole. Koalas seem too moody for me, I don't need that shit. Australian animals as a whole seem like dickheads. People think Florida is weird but Australia probably has way more stuff than can kill you. God bless those people, they're absolutely insane in the best possible way and tough as nails, I can honestly say I wouldn't last two weeks there. Everything can kill you: sharks, snakes, spiders, crocodiles, probably this koala. I would go out like a total bitch too, stung by some super deadly tiny jellyfish while standing in ankle deep water. In the end it would be my own unwillingness to explore the deeper ocean that would do me in, a cruel and tragic irony indeed.
PS - Clem?
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