Friday, November 3, 2017

McDonald's Worker Held Up At Gunpoint After Explaining They Were Out of McMuffins




Source - He’s not lovin’ it.

Ohio Police are looking for a man who drew a gun Wednesday after being told by a McDonald’s drive-thru worker that the store was out of Egg McMuffins.

The incident occurred shortly after 3:30 a.m. at a McDonald's in Warren, a small town in Northeast Ohio.

Police said the worker told them that the driver called her a vulgar name after pulling out the gun and cursing at her before speeding away.

Warren police are using surveillance video footage in hopes to identify the two men.



Listen, this is clearly not acceptable.  You just can't be going around and waving a gun in someone's face because they don't have an Egg McMuffin.  And from what it sounds like this guy didn't even ask about the other options; did they have sausage and cheese, maybe the Egg White option?  I know it's late and you want the greasy, unhealthy stuff.  You're hammered, you're starving, buddy we've all been there.  But McDonald's has so many delicious choices and I feel like this guy was just being a persnickety little biatch who wasn't even trying to meet halfway.  Totally unreasonable if you ask me, I mean come on what about the biscuit and bagel options?  Both absolute home runs. Live a little, have some adventure in your life, the familiar option isn't always the best option.

Personally, I would have preferred a McGriddle anyway, especially at that hour.  3:30 sausage McGriddles will taste so good and make you feel so incredibly shitty that taking your clothes off, laying down in the fetal position, covering yourself in a blanket and sleeping is essentially the only option you really have. But I digress.

It's unfair for us to assume he did not ask about the rest of the menu.  We weren't there.  Perhaps my dude with the gun did explore his options and was turned down at every avenue.  That would be infuriating...but you still probably shouldn't point the gun at someone.  But if you absolutely have to involve a gun, I think firing off a frustration shot Johnny Utah-style into the infinite star-filled night sky is the way go.  Again it's unfair for me to judge, I don't know the full details and I was not there, but that would be my move.














PS - Can't get enough of the opening line of the source article..."He's not lovin' it."







Nailed it.



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