Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Toddler Acquires Alpha Status in Canadian Household


Source - A Canadian mother has won social fame for her unique response to her child's wall drawing.  
Dr Eric Massicotte returned home to find his wife had framed and labelled their child's wall scribble like a gallery pieceTwitter Ads info and privacy


He posted photos to Twitter, "Your kids are going to do things they shouldn't. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour."
The thread has been liked more than 80,000 times and re-tweeted over 30,000 times. 
Twitter users were quick to share their own stories of errant children, from head-sized holes in walls to constantly disappearing cutlery.



This right here is exactly why the internet is frustrating to me, just everyone basically running around and patting themselves on the back for doing nothing, literally nothing.  A couple Canadians were too timid and polite to yell at someone...wow you don't say.  Staggering news.

And by no means am I trying to dog on our neighbors to the North. Everyone who knows me knows I love Canadians.  I have tons of Canadian friends, I once hooked up with a Canadian, my little sister once brought home a Canadian guy and the whole family was super chill about it.  I am all Canada all the time but enough is enough.  Canada's adults need to start sticking up for themselves otherwise this up and coming generation of new millenials is going to eat those folks alive and rip that country to shreds from the inside out.  These kids are going to walk all over their parents for the next 50 years if they don't start establishing some ground rules immediately.  Rule #1: if you suck at art, your shit doesn't get to stay on the wall, and if your picture looks like if a Christmas tree fucked a house, that qualifies as not being good enough for the wall.

It might seem like an overreaction but his is how it all starts.  First they let the kid get away with drawing on the walls and then what's next, murder? 

Could be.




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